Morning Funnies

I was getting ready for the day in my room, and I hear Fancy in the hallway talking to someone: "...and my room is right there, and we have a bathroom downstairs..."  When I asked her who she was talking to, she pointed to a tiny little bug on the floor at her feet.  I guess she was giving him the grand tour.  I was not interested in having him make himself at home, so he was quickly and safely delivered to the newly planted flower bed.

I needed to get gas in the van before taking the kids to school. I pulled in next to the pump, and as I got out I mistakenly said, "time to put coffee in the tank."

When we returned home from the morning carpool, I could hear the dog scratching at the door as I was unlocking it.  As soon as the door opened this shiny green flash whizzed past me.  Poor Alex had gotten into a fight with Rella's green mylar St. Patrick's Day balloon (given to her free at the grocery store on March 18) and Alex lost.  It was wound tightly around his back paw and he was fa-reaking out!  Poor thing kept jumping and spinning and getting whacked in the face with the balloon, and I could hardly help him with the balloon constantly in my way and him constantly biting at the string.  First a balloon takes down our ceiling fan, and now the dog.  Two good reasons to scoul when the grocery store sends balloons home with my kids.  And can I just ask who on earth pays $4.99 for a St. Patrick's Day balloon?

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Authors in the Afternoon

**Editorial Note: I read over this after I published it, and it pretty much reads like a middle school report.  Deal with it. :)**

Thanks to a last minute tip from a friend, we learned that Mary Pope Osborne and Natalie Pope Boyce would be appearing at a local bookstore on Saturday.  MPO is the author of the Magic Treehouse book series, and NPB co-authors the accompanying research guides (the Magic Treehouse books chronicle the fictional adventures of Jack and Annie as they travel in space and time, exploring world history and culture; the research guides provide factual information to accompany the stories).  Hi-Hat really likes this series, and I think he has made his way through all of them. 

Hi-Hat and I spent most of our afternoon on Saturday at the bookstore.  I'm glad we got there early so we could find a place to sit for the authors' talk.  We were about an hour early, and by the time the talk started there was standing room only in the store.  They were literally airlifting small children onto square foot patches of carpet.  Kudos to the bookstore for hosting a VERY organized event.  And their staff never seemed to lose their cool (which is no small feat, given my recent experience in hosting more than a dozen children in one location.  More on that later...).

reading an excerpt from their latest book

The authors were very engaging and involved the kids in their presentation.  They talked about how the series came about.  Hi-Hat was very interested to learn that MPO tried seven different versions of the book before landing on the Magic Treehouse.  I think he would like to get his hands on those 7 unpublished manuscripts!  Then they talked about upcoming adventures for Jack and Annie and gave the kids opportunity to vote for ideas they liked best.

Hi-Hat voting for an adventure with Abraham Lincoln, as president, not as a boy (he needs a haircut - Hi-Hat, not Lincoln)

After the talk we had a little while to wait before it would be our turn to meet with the authors and have our books signed.  So Hi-Hat and I had a snack lunch date at Whole Foods.  I had never been in Whole Foods before.  Wow!  I'm going to have to go back when it's not mobbed with children also on snack lunch dates with their parents.  Looked intriguing... Hi-Hat picked chocolate covered dried cherries, yogurt pretzels, a tub of watermelon and home-made whoopie pies (doggone samples by the register!!!).  He was also really interested in the Art-O-Mat, a little converted old-fashioned cigarette dispenser that now dispenses small works of original artwork.  HOW cool is that?  He decided to wait and bring Fancy back since he thought she would really like to give it a try. Sweetie pie (eating whoopie pies).

It really didn't take too long for our ticket letter to be called up.  Of course, we were in line for the restroom at the time and Hi-Hat was one away from the throne.  Luckily, I had struck up conversation with the woman ahead of us as her son was wearing an Upward basketball uniform.  We were chatting about basketball and horseback riding (which I know nothing about), and she was gracious enough to let Hi-Hat ahead of her in line so he could quickly make his way over to the book signing. 

Here he is with his "T" ticket

Meeting Mary Pope Osborne and Natalie Pope Boyce

Not sure what they were laughing about - he said it was when they were comparing their favorite Magic Treehouse books

I think this was when he asked her to recommend her own favorite series from when she was a child (Little House on the Prairie)

All in all, I think it was a thrilling afternoon for my avid reader, and I thoroughly enjoyed spending the day with my boy!

Kids Just Know...

... how to enjoy a nice day!

Friday Folder Funnies

I love going through the kids's Friday Folders from school (except that it results in more piles of paper that have to be sorted, saved and recycled).  Here are a few cute finds from this week's work:

Spelling sentence: Look at the cute chick.

My Invention (accompanied by detailed plans): Tape holder that you nail to the wall (that includes something called the "rip platform.")

Kindergarden journal entry: "My gronop toot grod in."  Familiar with creative spelling?  Translates: My grownup tooth grew in. :)

Spelling sentence: I like my big red lip.

Art project: Giant heart illustrated with a little girl and table full of presents with the caption: "Love is macen presints." Translates: Love is making presents.

 History lesson: George Washington rode horses.  And he was the first president.

Bullet Points

Well, there was no winner to my relatively uninspiring little contest! :)  She first tried to sweet talk me into sharing my Coke Zero, and then she decided to take matters into her own hands.  She was not successful in getting the cap off, but she sure tried and I sure got lots of pictures of it!  Does she look pleased with her find, or what?

On to my random thoughts for the day, in the form of bullet points.

• I heard lots of murmuring about how crazy it was that it snowed one morning last week.  BUT, you may remember that it snowed last March, too, so not so crazy.  Rella enjoyed it by blowing bubbles in the snow (not reflected in the pictures, but she has a great hat!)

• Today was preschool class picture day, but I didn't remember until I got to school.  We were late because Rella was pretty sure she didn't want to go, and when we got there something seemed odd.  All the kids were dressed to the nines.  Rella was dressed more to the sevens.  Cute playdress and leggings and matching Keens (which are ADORABLE on tiny feet!), but she also had a scrappy ponytail to hide her frizzy bed-head and milk on her face from breakfast.  Posed school pictures are really not my style, and I have a million better pictures of the kids, but for some reason I'm a sucker for them.  I fear that one day the kids will get after me because they don't have pictures from their early school days.  Ridiculous, but I'm still a sucker.  We'll see how these turn out.
• I have a terrible memory for getting things done until the last minute, when it's often too late.  I never remember to schedule haircuts, dental appointments, return emails, schedule dog grooming (we're dangerously close to the stage where velcro shoes will stick to his face), etc. until I'm desperate to have these things done and then have to wait for weeks.  Not sure that made any sense.  Suffice it to say I'm bad at that stuff.  BUT, I am pretty good at returning library books.  Go figure.
• I love reading to Fancy's class at school.  I always try to find a book that I can share some personal story about (like the book that was my favorite as a kid, the book my Mom rewrote the ending to, the book about class picture day and the goofy photographer, the book about a goat who ate healthy food [b/c my brother raises goats]).  Aren't they a cute bunch?  AND, I love all the hugs I am bombarded with when I arrive.

• I was asked to shoot another wedding this summer.  My knees are knocking!  Haven't decided if I'll do it yet, but I'm considering...
• I painted pottery this weekend and made myself a cute square platter with simple lime and white design on it.  THEN, I noticed a set of china in the Belk circular this weekend that will match it perfectly!  Too bad Spode figured out my design, first.  I coulda been a millionaire! Also, I discovered that painting pottery is very enjoyable!  It's so quiet and relaxing and satisfying!  Too bad it's also so expensive...
• All of my 3T spring hand-me-down girls' clothing are missing.  What a shame... :)
•  I'm in a mood for new spring clothes.  I'm also in a mood to jog or do something active, but I have a bum hip that is finally quiet and I'm afraid to aggrivate it.  What a shame...
• These bullets are boring.  But thanks for stopping by!